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GUEST OF THE NIGHT.. GREGO.. DOES THE BLOG FOR VALENTINA

Posted by susandaponte on April 30, 2011 at 2:44 PM Comments comments (0)

The last on final stop in Rome.. This has been a wonderful journey.. one of the best reason's .. I was lucky enough to have meet some friends two years ago in Cuba..

Before the trip sent a message to Matt who lives in england and said.. If you bored this week.. why not meet us for drinks and dinner in Italy.. Well.. never really thought he would say yes.. But, how cool was it to send a ttx message to Matto (as I have called him).

Ttx Matt last night and said..."Hey. in Rome.. meet you at the spanish steps..!!!!

Thanks Matto had a blast last night.. .. so looking forward to crashing you place in England and making  a mess of your flat...

this is the last blog of the trip.. I have a guest of honor... Grego who will finish the blog...

Rome & The Girls


First things first, my Italian name (alluding to a crazy thing we do where we take on a name in the country we're visiting) is Gregorio (not Grego). It's kinda cool, especially since it's actually the root of my actual name.  Back to my part of this story ... a bit of background ... I get to travel a fair bit for work, and every once in a while I get a chance to have a rendez vous with my lovely wife (= Heather) in a nice city. In this case, I need to be in London with the Royal National Institute of the Blind (RNIB) at their PhoneWatch event and then traveling to Gotenborg for AEGIS meetings, but had the chance to meet up with Heather and her group of fun/crazy/fun friends at the tail end of their trip in Rome.

For those that haven't been reading Suzy's/Valentina's blog, their trip started in Paris for a week, moved to Italy for a week, and the end of their trip is a few days in Rome. This is where I joined the ladies. I really didn't want to be the fifth wheel and sole penis on the trip, but I couldn't pass up the chance to enjoy Italy and watch the craziness of the girls first hand.

I started my part of this crazy 2-week ladies European extravaganza by arriving into Rome a day in advance of the chiquita crew, and decided to stay at a Bed & Breakfast and Cooking Style in the Roman countryside (you NEED to check out Flavour of Italy if this sounds like your kind of thing). This was an excellent adventure, where I cooked traditional Roman cuisine in the countryside before starting my trip. I would recommend it to anyone, and would especially recommend the Flavour of Italy (owner Wendy is great!!).

Fast forward a day, I arrived at the flat we rented (Apartment Eustacchio near the Pantheon) at the same time as the ladies, and we've been having fun ever since. Fun dinner out last night, good day today at the Vatican, and now getting ready for another fun night out.

Prego Grego( don't know how to spelll as I know all of you are aware.. No spell check on this system..

To all my friends and family thank-you for taking part in my journey.. I have been blessed to have friend you love me for you I'am..

Singing Lean on Me today is a true sense of how I feel about all my friend and family.

With Love from  Italy..

VALENTINA.. THE LAST BLOG OF THE TRIP...

VENICE.. the perfect setting to watch the royal weddding!!

Posted by susandaponte on April 29, 2011 at 8:42 AM Comments comments (2)
Prego... Well after the crazy and insane travel day. We arrived to venice. By this date we have collected a ton of super expensive heavy gifts for our friends and family. Along with the back packs and all the other bags. Walking to hotel room not so easy. Why well this city is on an island and has 4OO bridges. Each bridge has oh say hundred step!! Yep super.... The stooges and the fat cousin.. Not a pretty sight.. Good news.. My suitcase weighing 7O pounds was stolen!! Leaving your back unattended in train station... Thank-you ugly theft for taking it!!! Not to worry wearing my shiny two piece ITALIA suit!! Venice is said to be the city slowly sinking. I figured out why its sinking.. Because the city has a million tourrist during the day. All just standing on the bridge... Move people!!! The city is old and surrounded by water. Cool to watch the transportaion for everything done by boat! Our room had a window overlooking the river. Which was very cool. Really enjoyed Venice at night... The building are very old. De Marco square is where u can hear five piece bands playing. "Dance with me cousin" Enjoy a gourmet meal of pizza topped with french fries!! Ummm... Will need to serve to good friends! Marg and jan headed out on the gondola.. While the cousin and valentina sang cheesy Italian songs at them... Started the morning drinking champagne and watching the royale wedding!! Heading to rome to be lost amongst the thousands of people coming to say hello to the popope. Thank god for our new american friend david for helping us fight for space and actually lifting the packs for us!!! With love from Italy!! VALENTINA!!!

left heaven and now in train hell!!!

Posted by susandaponte on April 28, 2011 at 6:21 AM Comments comments (1)
Prego.. Prego.. Left florence with a very heavy heart and sad face. Florence is by far one of my Favorite cities!! We having been travelling to each deastination by train. The train system Is kind like your taking your life in your own hands! Crazy busy, super Small and if your packed like a mule your taking small people out with out even Knowing.. After three hours on the train... We arrived in Cinque Terre!! OMG... I felt as though I had arrive in heaven.(Take some time a nd goggle) Honestly it some thing that I will never be able to explain. The sleepy town is surronded by water. And surrounded by the mountains! The three stooges and the fat cousin actually hiked up the mountains along the country side. The view of the water and the town is what I have called a "party in my eyes" Did not want this party to end.. The route along the mountain can be so narrow that if your not paying attention you could fall right over and be swallowed by the sea! Hiked over from Montresso to Verrazona! Once again a "party in your eyes" At this village the stooges and the fat cousin enjoyed several cold drinks, the sat the the sea and just enjoyed the view! Great night on the beach our room over looking the beach! On to venice and want to cry!!! With love from italy!!! Valentina

WINE SCHOOL TODAY

Posted by susandaponte on April 27, 2011 at 1:45 AM Comments comments (1)

PRONTO..

IT IS ONLY IN ITALY THAT YOU CAN ATTEND WINE CLASS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY.

WE SPENT THE DAY IN A TOWN CALLED SIENNA.. THIS TOWN IS ABOUT A 2HR BUS RIDE. THAT IS IF YOU GRAB THE RAPID BUSY..

SIENNA WAS A SLEEPY LITTLE TOWN  FOR YEARS . UNTIL THE AMERICANS FILMED  A MOVIE CALLED. UNDER THE TUSCANY SUN.


NOW TOWNS LIKE SIENNA ARE OVER RUN WITH THOUSANDS OF TOURIST.

MAC AND HER THREE STOOGES.. AS I HAVE KINDLY NAMED OURSELVES. ATTEND THE TUSCANY WINE SCHOOL.. YEP SCHOOL...

THIS WAS BY FAR ON OF THE FUNNIEST CLASSESS I HAVE EVER BEEN PART OF.

LEARNED THE ART OF TASTING WINE, SMELLING WINE, AND BEST OF ALL DRINKING WINES.

HERE IN ITALY A GLASS OF RED OR WHITE WINE IS ALWAYS ENJOYED WITH A MEAL AND NEVER ORDERED ALONE.. THE ITALIANS LOVE COMPANY AND WHEN HOSTING GUEST THEY USUAL START WITH A SPARKLING WINE TO WELCOME FRIENDS


FOLLOWED BY RED OR WHITE WINE, THEN THE NIGHT FINISHS OFF WITH SWEET LIQUOR.. THE AVERAGE TRUE DINNER IN SOMEONE HOME WILL LAST ABOUT 6HOURS.. NO WONDER THEY NEED NAPS IN THE AFTERNOON...

..WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO ENJOY TUSCANY AT NIGHT VIA A SCOOTER WITH MY NEW FRIENDS... PULLED A ALL NIGHTER..

HEADING TO THE NEXT STOP FOR SOME HIKIING


 AND HOPEFULLY MORE MEMORIES..

IN CASE I DIE OF A HEART ATTACK DURING THE HIKE:lol:.. I  HAVE ASKED MY FAT UGLY COUSIN.. MAC.. TO PLEASE TAKE OVER THE  TASK OF COMMUNICATING..

WITH LOVE FROM  ITALY..

CHOW VALENTIINA,,,




IN FLORENCE

Posted by susandaponte on April 25, 2011 at 9:48 PM Comments comments (3)

PREGO...

IN FLORENCE NOW...

THE DAYS STARTED SUPER EARLY..

. HAD TO BE AT THE METRO WITH MY SUITCASE... MY SUITCASE THAT WEIGHS ABOUT FIFTY POUNDS


.. I WAS BEGGING FOR SOME HOMELESS PERSON TO

JUMP ME.. AND INSTEAD OF ASKING FOR SMALL CHANGE

OR A CIGARETTE.. I WANTED THEM TO DEMAND MY

SUITCASE OR ELSE THEY WOULD SHOT ME IN THE HEAD...

  NO SUCH LUCK...

ONCE AT THE AIRPORT MY BEST GIRLS.MAC   OR HAS SHE CALLS HERSELF.." I FEEL LIKE YOUR FAT UGLY COUSIN.. WHICH IS SO NOT TRUE..

POOR MAC THE COUSIN.. HAD TO PAY EXTRA TO GET ON HER FLIGHT.. OR ELSE SHE WOULD HAVE HAD TO SIT IN THE TERMINAL UNTIL 8PM.

SO HAPPY THAT SHE JOINED ME ON MY AM FLIGHT.. MADE FOR BETTER PLAN ON WHICH PUBS TO HIT FIRST..


ARRIVED IN FLORENCE

MAC AND I HEADED OUT TO EXPLORE THE STREETS OF FLORENCE..

IF YOU COME TO ITALY AND SEE A BEAUTIFUL OUT DOOR TABLE ON A GREAT SUNNY DAY.. IF YOU DECIDE TO SIT DOWN. ORDER THEN EAT..

THEN BE PERPARED TO PAY ALMOST 10 EUROS MORE IF YOU HAD NOT BEEN SO LAZY TO GO INSIDE..

AT THIS POINT WHAT TEN EURO'S!!!!

.

THE STREETS ARE LINED WITH GORGEOUS SHOPS AND SUPER COOL PLACES TO EAT..

THE ITALIAN LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS COUNTRY..


DO NOT SAY ANYTHIING ABOUT THE JERSEY SHORE.. BECAUSE IN FLORENCE THEY ARE ON EVERYONE'S HIT LIST.. TO KILL AND DESTROY.....

I TOOK MY FRIIEND MAC TO ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE PLACES IN FLORENCE..

THE FOUR SEASON'S HOTEL..  YOU MUST GOOGLE THIS PLACE BECAUSE IT IS WILL MAKE YOUR MOUTH WATER.

I TOOK MAC ON A TOUR OF THE BATHROOM..


THEN THE FINE GARDENS WE TOURED THE ART, THE SCULPTURES ALONG THE PROPERTY.. 

ALL WHILE TRYING TO HIDE FROM SECURITY..

MAC'S REACTIONS WAS INSANE.. WHY ARE YOU CRYING MAC...

MAC RESPONDS WITH.. I DON'T WANT TO EVER LEAVE THIS PLACE....

FINALLY WAS ABLE TO CONVINCE MAC.. THAT YES BEST FIREND OF THIS TRIP. WE WILL COME BACK HERE TOMORROW AND MAYBE SEE HOW MUCH A ROOM WITH COST/

NOT TO SELF.. 800 EURO A NIGHT AT THE FOUR SEASON.. NOT GONNA HAPPEN TODAY, TOMORROW OR EVER....LOL

IN PARIS WE HAD A BIG APARTMENT.. WE ARE NOW STAYING IN THE

GHETTO AND ALL SHARING ONE ROOM.. 

NOTE TO SELF.. DO NOT SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY IN PARIS.


MAC THE HUMAN GPS SYSTEM  FOUND US THE COOLEST PLACE TO EAT TONIGHT..

MAC I LOVE YOU.. THIS PLACE WAS TRUE ITALY..

FABIO THE OWNER GREETED YOU WITH OPEN ARMS,

SMILES. WINE AND BREAD...


MORE WINE AND BREAD..OH GREAT THE ITALIANS LOVE SALAMI ....
THE ONE SUPER GREAT THING ABOUT THIS PLACE.. IS THE WE LOVE JESUS.. YEP JESUS....

I THINK WE ARE RENTING A CAR IN AM AND HEADING TO THE TUSCANY SUN...

WITH LOVE FROM ITALY..

VALENTIINA..AKA SUZETTE...


BREAD, CHEESE AND RED WINE....

Posted by susandaponte on April 24, 2011 at 6:35 PM Comments comments (2)

Bonjour friends..

why is it that when your having a ton of fun the time passes so quickly..

where did the week go.Not really sure but it was a week full of laughter and tears..

happy tears to say goodbye to pollock and the ring leader this am.Betty take my shoes off my feet are killing... 

things we learned from the pollock...aka.. kim... its units not euro's.. the mention of urination station will send her into hysterical laughter .. never look at the camera, always looks natural,, stop taking pictures of me eating....

never worry about wearing super wrinkled pants in paris but nobody cares....

what we learned from betty.. she is the fine hunter- she can have us all up ready and gather us  like a bunch of sheep ready to go at all times. do not get on her bad side, she will hunt you down and make you do the dishes..or worse yet laundry!!

never touch the pollock food unless you ask for permission..

when taking pictures of betty always take them from the neck up...

when sharing meds with betty is best advised to air on the side caution...

"i can't believe i just paid 45 euro's for a hamburger" betty is fine steak in a bun....

betty famous last words.. i'm having a frickin heart attack.. my arteries are super clogged!!!  Betty loves Sarah Palin.. i will laugh forever when ever someone mentions her name..

the last day was spent sitting by the river doing what we do best, talking, laughing and wondering what time happy hour starts..

the weather in paris has been  hot, humid and has caused suzette to have facial edema.. that seems to have spread to the rest of her body..

the last four remaining girls will now move on to florence italy,

with one extra person.. oh yes sebestain..

i hope that we don't eat and drink our way in this european town.

to anyone that has read the blog.  i hope to be able to continue on my travels in italy..

thanks for reading and hope it put a laugh in your day..

with love

suzette!!


TO THE PALACE... HOME SWEET HOME..

Posted by susandaponte on April 22, 2011 at 6:31 PM Comments comments (5)

BONJOUR FRIENDS... DAY SIX IN PARIS.

EARLIER IN THE WEEK IT WAS

DECIDED BY THE MAJORITY( NOT SUZETTE).

THAT WE SHOULD SPEND A DAY VERSAILLI?

WHAT IS VERMICLLI? HUH...

THIS ISN'T A MUSEUM IS IT... NO SUZETTE ITS A PALACE..

OH PALACE.. WE ARE ALL PRINCESS,.. SO GOOD. I CAN DO THIS..

NOT SURE IF ANYONE HAS EVER BEEN TO A PALACE..BUT MAN ARE WE LIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS..

I GUESS IF YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR WALLS COVERED WITH GOLD, AND FINE FABRICS, AND A STAFF OVER 300. THEN I SUGGEST YOU MLS PALACE IN PARIS!!!

ALONG WITH THE PALACE THERE IS A CRAZY

COLLECTION OF PEOPLE..

BETTY THE RINGER LEADER IS AMAZING AT  DETECTING  WHAT WE HAVE CALLED.." SUPER DUMB OUTFITS THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER WEAR."

WITH A SOFT VOICE YOU CAN OVER HEAR HER SCREAM " WHO THE HELL WOULD WEAR THAT "

BETTY'S PET PEEVE IS ANYONE WEARING A SWEATER IN THE HEAT AND PLEASE REMOVE YOUR  FUR  COLLAR OFF YOUR  DOWN FILLED VEST!!

SO GLAD I LEFT MY VEST AT HOME.. WHEEW...

FOR ANYONE WHO IS EVER THINKING ABOUT TAKING THEIR SMALL CHILDREN TO PARIS..

WE AS A GROUP OF WOMEN HAVE WATCHED AND WITNESS MORE PARENTS OPENLY BEATING THE KIDS IN PUBLIC..

KIDS DO NOT LIKE MUSEUMS... DO NOT LIKE ART, DO NOT COBBLE STONE STREETS.. COME TO PARIS ALONE OR WITH THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.. OR FIND A LOVE AND DRAG HIS BUTT DOWN HERE...

HAD LUNCH  AT CAFE OFF THE BEATEN PATH.. SUZETTE HAS BEEN LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE DEVELOPED A HARSH WICKED COUGH... GO FIGURE.

BUT GOOD NEW.. THE RING LEADER BETH HAS A PUFFER FOR WHAT HAS BEEN USED TO TREAT HER ASTHMA..

HUH..  "BETTY CAN I USE YOUR PUFFER"  SURE SHE STATES .. "TAKE TWO PUFFS INHALE DEEPLY AND HOLD YOUR BREATH."

..OKAY BETTY..

OH DEAR.. THIS SENT POOR SUZETTE INTO WHAT WE CALLED.. TACHYCARDIA.. RAPID HEART RATE,, APPR0 160 BEATS MIN, DIZZINESS, SUPER SWEATY AND SUPER CROSSED EYE ..

SUPER HARD TO HOLD A GLASS OF WINE IN ONE HAD WHILE EXPERIENCING THIS CARDIAC SYMPTOMS..

 AFTER MUCH LAUGHTER THEN SOME CONCERN. ONLY EXPRESSED BY SEBESTAIN.. THANK GOD FOR THE AUSSSIE..  ALL FINE NOW WITH SUZETTE..

DECIDED TO HAVE A  QUIET NIGHT... GINA MACHINE COMING TO PARIS TOMORROW...

WALKED THE COBBLE STONE STREETS LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT PLACE TO PEOPLE WATCH 

GOOD FRIDAY.... HAD NO IDEA THAT THOUSAND OF PEOPLE ALL HAD THE SAME IDEA..

SOME HOW WE ENDED UP IN BEAUTY ROW..

LOOKED AROUND AND WAS IN AWE OF ALL THE ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE.. THEN COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY THERE WASN'T A MIX OF MALE AND FEMALES. EACH PLACE WAS STRICTLY ONE GENDER... MMMMMMM.....

OKAY ON TO THE PIZZA PLACE... HER IN PARIS ITS NOT UNCOMMOM TO WATCH THE SERVERS OPEN A BOTTLE OF BEER WITH THERE TEETH.. I GUESS ITS EASIER THEN TRYING TO FIND A OPENER....

ACTUALLY BACK IN BEFORE 2AM.. ITS MARG'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW.. FINALLY ..

GINA IS ARRIVING TOMORROW.. DEAR LORD.. HOLD ON TO YOUR LIVER... THE NIGHT WE BE A LITTLE CRAZY..

LOVE

SUZETTE..

ARE SWEET SEBESTAIN...

Posted by susandaponte on April 21, 2011 at 7:37 PM Comments comments (2)

DAY CINQO IN PARIS..


BONJOUR FRIENDS...


  THIS HAS BEEN BY FAR THE BEST DAY EVER.. WHY YOU ASK..

WELL I WIILL TELL YOU..

FIRST AND FOREMOST IT START WITH A GREAT IDEA..

LETS PUT SUZETTE ON A BUS TOUR... BECAUSE SHE LOVES SITTING ON A BUS

LISTENING TO AUDIO TAPES OF THE HISTORY OF THE CITY..


HAD A SUPER LONG NAP..


BUT THE BEST OF THE DAY WAS SPENINGING THE DAY WITH SEBESTAIN..

..

WE HAD THE MOST SUPER DAY HANGING OUT WITH MARGIES NEW "FRIEND SEBESTAN.

. LAUGHED SO HARD TODAY THAT I SWEAR WE  ALL  HAVE STREP THORAT...

THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT THE AUSSIES THAT THEY HAVE THIS REFRESHED OUTLOOK ON LIFE..


AND NO MATTER WHAT THE TOPIC IS THEY SEEM TO THROW A HUMOURS SPIN...

AS I HAVE BEEN AWARE, YOU ARE ALL ANXIOUS FOR PHOTOS..


NOT TO WORRY THEY ARE ON THERE WAY....

WE HAD TO LEAVE SEBESTAIN EARLIER THIS EVENING WHICH  WAS A SAD DEPARTURE....


BUT BRACE YOURSELFS......

TONIGHT IS THE FIRST NIGHT THAT THE GIRLS SPLIT UP IN TWO GROUPS... THANK GOD...


THE THREE STOOGES... MARGIE.. POLLOCK AND JAN.. ALL HEAD TO THE EIFFEL TOWER..

THE OTHER THREE HOTTIES..

SUZETTE, MAC, BETTY HEAD TO THE

COOLEST, CHIC, BISTRO / THE BISTRO WAS DIRECTLY LOCATED OVER LOOKING THE TOWER..

. IT OFFERED A SUPER CHIC CULTURE, GREAT SUPER FOOD. AND THE PEOPLE WATCHING WAS AMAZING.. 

 WE ENDED UP SINGING SOLO WITH A GROUP OF WOMEN FROM BOSTON... IT REALLY AMAZING HOW GREAT YOU CAN SING IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY..


HAD THE MOST AMAZING SERVICE AT THE BISTRO.. THANK YOU..(HERE'S HOPING YO LOG ON TO THE BLOG.)

THE NIGHT ENDED WITH ALL THE GIRLS MEETING UP  UNDER THE LAMP POST..

DID THE WOBBLE WALK TO THE METRO.. WITH GIGGLES AND LAUGHS THE ENTIRE 2KM WALK

GET TO THE METRO.. FIND THE RIGHT COLOURED TRAIN LINE...

FIND THE RIGHT  TRAIN NUMBER. WOO HOO..

WE ARE SET TO GET HOME BEFORE FIVE AM...

OH NO

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE METRO STOPS RUNNING AT MIDNIGHT...

DANK..

WE  ARE SCREWED..

. SHOULD HAVE NOT BOUGHT THAT SIX BOTTLE OF WINES...

ANYBODY GOT A EURO THEY CAN SPARE....

SO,, NOTE TO SELF


. GRABBING A CAB  IN PARIS AFTER 2AM,, HAHAHA NOT SO EASY......

SUPER COLD RIDE ON VESPA HOME... BUT WHAT'S A GROUP OF GIRLS TO DO....

LOVE

SUZETTE......

MISSING YOU ALL.. SUPER WARM AND SUNNY HERE...









ROLLING..ROLLING .. ROLLING DOWN THE RIVER!!!

Posted by susandaponte on April 20, 2011 at 6:20 PM Comments comments (4)

 

DAY QUATRO IN PARIS

AND THIS HAS BEEN A DAY TO REMEMBER...

THE FIRST 24 HOURS THOUGHT THIS CITY WAS COOL. WITHIN LESS THAN 72 HOURS.. WONDERING WHY WE ARE NOT LIVING HERE..

THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT THIS CITY THAT MAKES YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THE CULTURE, THE FOOD.. AND LET ME NOT FORGET THE PEOPLE....

FOR ALL MY GIRLFRIENDS ALL I CAN SAY IS THIS... OPEN UP YOUR BATHROOM WINDOW,, GRAB HOLD OF YOUR BATHROOM SCALE.AND .. WITH TWO HANDS  LAUNCH THAT F@@@@ OUT THE WINDOW..

HERE IN PARIS,,, NO ONE EVER JUDGES YOU BY YOUR WEIGHT OR JUDGES YOU BY YOUR SIZE..

HOW CAN THE FRENCH STAY SO THIN WHEN THERE IS A BAKERY ON EACH CORNER, A CAFE THAT DOES NOT OFFER SKIN MILK OR DIET ANYTHING...

THE WOMEN ALL WALK HERE IN GORGEOUS STILETTOUS. RIDE THERE BIKES WITH BEAUTIFUL PURSES IN THERE BASKETS AND A BAQUETTE IN THERE BACK POCKETS...

TO ALL MY SINGLE GIRLFRIENDS.. GET ON THE NEXT FLIGHT AND GET YOUR  LITTLE SIZE 6 BUTT DOWN HERE... THE MEN.. WELL THAT WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOUR EYES TO VIEW.. LETS JUST SAY MY NECK IS SORE FROM TWISTING TURNING AND TRYING TO GET ALL THE VIEWS IN....

THE MEN ARE KIND AND EAGER TO HELP THE GIRLS FIND THERE AWAY AROUND THE CITY....

SPENT A GORGEOUS NIGHT ON THE RIVER.. IN ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE THINGS.. A BOAT.. VIEWED THE CITY AT NIGHT WITH THE GIRLS... ......

EIFFEL TOWER AT NIGHT.. PROBABLY THE MOST INSANE VISION FOR THE EYES.. WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE THE SIGHT. BRIGHT GLOWING YELLOW LIGHT...

GREAT NEWS.. MARGERT AND SEBESTAIN ARE STILL GOING STRONG AND WE ARE HOPING FOR A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP... AT LEAST UNTIL WE HEAD FOR ITALY...

ACCOMPLISHED ONE MAJOR GOAL TODAY.. PUT ON MY SIX INCH STILLETTOS AND WALKED THE COBBLE STONE STREETS OF PARIS.. EACH STEP WAS A CALCULATED DECISION WITH MY BUDDY CLOSE AT HAND.. HOW MUCH FUN WAS THAT.. EVERY GIRL NEED TO DO THIS... WOOOO HOOOO!!!

WE WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MARGIE DUMB ASS FEET.... SO GONNA KILL HER SOON..

WE ARE SO THANK-FUL FOR MAC, AND BETTY.. THESE TWO GIRLS ARE THE MOST AMAZING HUMAN GPS SYSTEM.. THEY SAY GO RIGHT WE ALL MARCH RIGHT.. THEY STOP WE STOP.. AND THEY WALK WE WALK...

CHACI THE POLLOCK IS KEEPING US ALL IN TUNE WITH HOW MANY WHITE REFINDED PRODUCTS WE ARE EATING...

JAN.. POOR JAN.. CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW A BUNCH OF GROWN WOMEN JUST WANNA SPEND THE DAY DRINKING WINE... POOR JAN...

THE WEATHER THE IS SO SUPER HOT!!! SO SUPER HOT.. SUCKERS!!!!!

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE PLEASE SEND SUZETTE BIGGER PANTS!!!!!!!

LOVE,

SUZETTE

WINE IN THE PARK..WINE AND MORE MORE!!

Posted by susandaponte on April 19, 2011 at 6:06 PM Comments comments (6)

DAY DEUX OF THE TRIP

FOR THE NON SPEAKING FRENCH FRIENDS.

THIS IS DAY TWO..

AND WHAT A DAY THIS HAS BEEN.. I COULD TYPE AWAY AND TELL YOU ABOUT ALL THE TOURIST PLACES THAT MY DEAR FRIENDS.. AKA.. BUDDY TOOK ME TOOK.. SURE WE SAW SOME CRAZY OLD CHURCH.. WOW.. SUPER OLD. SOMEONE GET THE SWIFTER WIPER OUT.. SUPER DUSTY DUDES....

RIDING THE METRO IS SUCH A COOL EXPERIENCE. THE METRO IS INSANELY BUSY. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS OH YOU GO FIRST. EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF...

RUMOUR HAS IT THE ITS NOT THE FRENCH THAT ARE RUDE.. BUT INDEED ALL THE TOURIST.. THE FRENCH HATE IF YOU EAT IN PUBLIC, DO NOT , I REPEAT.. DONOT TOUCH THE FRUIT.. LOOK, GRAB AND PAY FOR..

.

HEADED TO THE EIFFEL TOWER.. THIS AFTERNOON. WHICH BASICALLY TOOK US EIGHT HOURS TO GET THERE.. WHY YOU ASK..

WELL....

VERY SIMPLE..

IN PARIS IT IS ENCOURAGED TO DRINK RED WINE THE PARK, OR WHILE WAITING TO CROSS THE ROAD. OR IF YOU NEED JUST DRINK RED WINE..

HENCE THE REASON WHY IT WAS AN EIGHT HOUR JOURNEY TOTHE TOWER.

THE TOWER WAS AMAZING, SUPER AMAZING.. SO MUCH BETTER WITH FRIENDS AND A BOTTLE OF RED WINE..

THE EVENING ARE FILLED WITH LAUGHER, AND DINNER AT BUSY CAFES WATCHING THE WORLD GO BY......

THE QUESTION IS.. HAS MARGIE MEET A MAN..

I HAVE GOOD NEWS..

YES.. WOO HOOO. A LOVELY BOY FROM AUSTRIALLA.. SEBESTAIN.. SUPER CUTE, SUPER GREAT SMILE. A LITTLE SHY, AND PERHAPS A LITTLE YOUNGER.. BUT ITS A START!!!!!

BETH WHO ONCE HAS WORKED IN PARIS AND WAS TREAT UNFAIRLY BY HER BOSS. WELL AS THEY SAY PAY A B@@@@@. WE DECIDED TO STALK OR WATCH THE MANSION THAT SHE ONCE OCCUPIED. IT IS  A GOOD THING THE SKINNY CHAMPAGNE DRINKING WHORE DID NOT SHOW HER FACE!!

FRENCH FIGHT WAS WAITING TO UNFOLD...

MARGIE WHO OWNS 500 PAIR OF SHOES AND IN EVERY STYLE AND COLOUR. CHOSE NOT TO BRING RUNNER. DUE TO THE FEAR OF LOOKING LIKE A TOURIST..

JACKASS YOU ARE A TOURIST...WE COULD POST THE PHOTOS OF HER FEET.. BUT YOU MAY HAVE JUST EATEN....

VIEW DISCERTION IS ADVISED!!!

SO POOR MAC WENT BARE FOOT, MARGIE WORE HER RUNNERS AND COMPLAINED THE ENTIRE TIME..

BUT LUCKILY SHE LEFT HER SOCK ON THE COFFE TABLE FOR ALL TO APPRECIATE...

THIS BLOG HAS BEEN WRITTEN AFTER SEVERAL BOTTLE OF RED WINE...

WITH LOVE FROM PARIS..

SUZETTTE AKA (GIPI)


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